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- Doki, fogok tudni bendzsózni a műtét után?
- Természetesen.
- Remek, eddig még nem tudtam!
Nemrég egy kézműtétet hajtottak végre rajtam és megkérdeztem a dokit, hogy a műtét után vajon fogok-e még tudni bendzsózni?
A válasz: a kezét műtöm, nem a homloklebenyét távolítom el.
Hogy lehet megkülönböztetni egy csapat bendzsóst egy kupac szőlőtől?
Ugrálj rajtuk. Ha bor lesz belőle, akkor szőlő volt.
Mi a különbség a bendzsós és az aszalt szilva közt?
Természetesen a színük.
Miért hagyja a bendzsós a kápóját a műszerfalon?
Hogy parkolhasson a rokkant parkolóban.
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XIII. Nemzetközi Bluegrass és Akusztikus Zenei Fesztivál & Workshop - 13th International Bluegrass & Acoustic Music Festival and Workshop
A fesztivál szervezésén túl természetesen muzsikálni is fogunk. Megtaláltok minket szombaton 19:00-kor a színpadon.
www.bluegrass.hu
XIII. Nemzetközi Bluegrass és Akusztikus Zenei Fesztivál & Workshop - plakát
Attila & Friends + Poa Pratensis - 2015.06.01. 20:00
Zámocké Country - 2015.06.06.
2015. június 6-án a szlovákiai Érsekújváron (Nové Zámky) muzsikálunk a Zámocké Country fesztiválon. http://zamockecountry.sk/
Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben - 2015.05.27. 19 óra
Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben - 2015.04.21. 19:00
Áprilisban megérkezik a fény, vége a depinek, úgyhogy gyorsan tolunk pár bluegrass dalt, hogy nehogy sokkot kapjatok a hirtelen változástól. www.bonyai.hu
Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben - 2015.03.17. 19:00
Petőfi március 17-én bemegy a Pilvaxba.
- Főúr, a szokásosat!
- Na de Sanyikám, hát tegnapelőtt is mi lett belőle!
Na valami ilyenre várunk titeket ismét a nem Petőfi, ám annál jobban Sanyinál március 17-én a Bonyai Étteremben.
Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben - 2015.02.17. 19:00
Még jó, hogy Bálint-nap után jövünk a Bonyaiba bluegrass-szelni, mert így egyrészt már nem otthon romantikáztok, másrészt úgyis kevés dalunk van a beteljesült szerelmekről (hacsak nem annyira múltidőben, hogy az már azóta nincs). www.bonyai.hu
Koncert a Bonyai Étteremben 2015.01.20. 19:00
Idénre megfogadtuk, hogy tanulunk pozitív bluegrass dalokat. Az első próba alapján már elbuktunk, de attól még gyertek el, és hallgassatok meg minket!
www.bonyai.hu
American Corner - MUSE 2014.11.20. 17:30
Az American Corner MUSE sorozatának soronkövetkező részén pengetünk pár dalt és zenélünk együtt a közönséggel.
A rendezvény ingyenesen látogatható, de regisztrációkötles!
http://budapest.americancorner.hu/htmls/welcome1.html
