Nyelvek

Facebook

Poa Pratensis Bluegrass Band(a)

Események

Nincs közelgő esemény

Napi Bluegrass Humor

Mi a bendzsós kedvenc nyavajgása?
"Játsszuk a Dueling Banjos-t!"

A Mikulás, a fogtündér, egy jó bendzsós és egy vén részeges sétálnak az utcán és megpillantanak a földön egy ezrest. Melyik veszi fel?
Természetesen a vén részeges, a másik három csak mitológiai figura.

Eltévedtél a sivatagban és meglátod Tapsi Hapsit, egy kaktuszt és egy jó bendzsóst. Melyiktől kérsz útbaigazítást?
Nyugodtan próbálhatod a kaktuszt is, a másik kettő biztosan csak a képzeleted szüleménye.

Honnan tudod, hogy egy bendzsós áll a bejárati ajtónál?
A kopogás gyorsul és nem tudja mikor kell belépni.

Hogy hívják azt az egyént, aki a zenészek körül lófrál?
Bendzsós.

Belépés

VII. Csukafesztivál, Csór - 2015.08.29. 17:30

user warning: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near 'offset, tz.offset_dst AS offset_dst, tz.dst_region, tz.is_dst, e.event_start ...' at line 1 query: SELECT e.event_start, e.event_end, e.timezone, e.has_time, e.has_end_date, tz.offset AS offset, tz.offset_dst AS offset_dst, tz.dst_region, tz.is_dst, e.event_start - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND AS event_start_utc, e.event_end - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND AS event_end_utc, e.event_start - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND + INTERVAL 0 SECOND AS event_start_user, e.event_end - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND + INTERVAL 0 SECOND AS event_end_user, e.event_start - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND + INTERVAL 7200 SECOND AS event_start_site, e.event_end - INTERVAL IF(tz.is_dst, tz.offset_dst, tz.offset) HOUR_SECOND + INTERVAL 7200 SECOND AS event_end_site, tz.name as timezone_name FROM poapevent e INNER JOIN poapevent_timezones tz ON tz.timezone = e.timezone WHERE nid = 448 in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/event/event_database.mysql.inc on line 12.
strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 1113.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_area::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_area.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_area_text::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_area_text.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc on line 0.
strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/pratensi/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 0.

Tölgyesi Péter, h, 2015/08/24 - 13:02

Hírek

Kezdés: Array 0

A VII. Csukafesztiválon játszunk Csóron a hónap végén. Ha a környéken jártok, ugorjatok be!
https://www.facebook.com/events/535621973246900/