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Napi Bluegrass Humor
Mi a különbség a bendzsó és a láncfűrész közt?
A láncfűrészt le lehet állítani.
Mi a különbség a banjo és láncfűrész közt?
A láncfűrésznek van dinamika-tartománya.
A bendzsós fél életét a hangszere hangolásával tölti.
A másik felében meg egy hamis hangszeren játszik.
Matyi javaslatára elindítunk egy részleget, ahol bluegrass közeli vicceket igyekszünk majd fordítani angolról magyarra az interneten fellelhető rengeteg viccből.
A dolog élvezetéhez a bluegrass-t nem ismerő egyénnek a következőket kell tudnia:
- a bendzsós (banjo-s) a bluegrass zenekarban olyan lenézésnek örvend, mint rockban a dobos
- a bőgős cserében olyan, mint a rockban a basszusgitáros
- egy banjo mindig hamis, cserében hangos, mint az állat
A legtöbb vicc a fentiek miatt kb. a bendzsó és bőgő ügyében kerül elő, de vannak kivételek.
Ahol véletlenül a fordítás nem elég, ott igyekszünk majd némi magyarázatot adni.
A viccek amúgy elérhetők a http://pratensis.hu/hu/viccek címen, vagy egyszerűen a bal menüsorban a Napi Bluegrass Humor részleg alatt.
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