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Daily Bluegrass Jokes

What is the banjo picker's favorite whine?
"Play Dueling Banjos…"

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a good banjo player, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

You're lost in the desert and you see Bugs Bunny, a cactus, and a good banjo player. Who do you ask for directions?
You might as well try the cactus, the other two are figments of your imagination.

How can you tell if there's a banjo player at your door?
They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in.

What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?
Banjo player/Comedian.

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Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Mon, 2009/05/18 - 08:47

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them are too layed back to bother to change it.

Light bulb 8

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Fri, 2009/05/15 - 08:16

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

Light bulb 8

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Thu, 2009/05/14 - 08:11

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw it in and the other nine to stand around and say "I could have done it better".

Light bulb 7

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Wed, 2009/05/13 - 08:58

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to stand around and watch.

Light bulb 6

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Tue, 2009/05/12 - 09:40

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to ask what tuning she's using.

Light bulb 5

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Mon, 2009/05/11 - 08:01

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about how much it costs.

Light bulb 4

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Sun, 2009/05/10 - 08:07

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about what year it was made.

Light bulb 3

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Sat, 2009/05/09 - 12:52

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that Earl wouldn't have done it that way.

For those who don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Scruggs

Light bulb 2

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Fri, 2009/05/08 - 08:25

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to lament about how much they miss the old one.

Light bulb 1

Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Thu, 2009/05/07 - 08:28

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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that it's electric.