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How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about what year it was made.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that Earl wouldn't have done it that way.
For those who don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Scruggs
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to lament about how much they miss the old one.
How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that it's electric.
What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi?
An Uzi only repeats forty times.
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Bluegrass Stage 2009, Bratislava
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The application of the band for Bluegrass Stage 2009 was accepted.
We'll play from 2pm in Bratislava at a place called Route 69.
Bands in the competition:
13.00 - Szőke Tamás (HU)
13 30 - Bluegrass Comeback (CZ)
14.00 - Poa Pratensis (HU)
14.30 - Grunt (SK)
15.00 - Eastern Station (HU)
15.30 - Another Ground (HU)
16.00 - Vrtáci (CZ)
16.30 - Radio Boogie (CZ)
17.00 - Stressed Hedgehog (SK)
17.30 - Acoustic Trash (SK)
18.00 - Krok (SK)
18.30 - The Log (CZ)
19.00 - Grassroad (CZ)
19.30 - Candy Floss (SK)
Concerts in the evening:
20.00 - FAIRWAY (SK)
21.00 - BLUEGRASS TIME (SK)
22.00 - GRASSCOUNTRY (SK)
23.00 - 29 STRINGS (SK)
Details (SK): camille.mised.sk/bgstage/
