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- Doctor, doctor will I be able to play the banjo after the operation?"
- Yes, of course…
- Great! I never could before…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
How can you tell a herd of banjo players from a bunch of grapes?
Jump up and down on them…If you get wine, you've got grapes!
What is the difference between a banjo player and a prune?
Their color of course!
Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.
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AUFeszt 2015.08.14. 19:00
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Submitted by Tölgyesi Péter on Tue, 2015/08/11 - 20:13
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Játszunk az AUFeszten.
http://www.kult13.hu/intezmenyeink/szabadteri-rendezvenyek/aufeszt-iv.html
