Jokes
What's the difference... 7
What's the difference between a banjo and an Uzi?
An Uzi only repeats forty times.
What's the difference... 6
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference... 5
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.
What's the difference... 4
What's the difference between a banjo and Harley Davidson motorcycle?
You can tune a Harley.
What's the difference... 3
What's the difference between a banjo and a South American macaw?
One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; and the other is a bird.
What's the difference... 2
What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
You can turn a chain saw off.
What's the difference...
What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
The chain saw has a dynamic range.
Tuning I.
The banjo player spends his half life with tuning the banjo.
In the other half he plays an instrument out of tune.