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Light bulb 9

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them are too layed back to bother to change it.


Light bulb 8

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


Light bulb 8

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw it in and the other nine to stand around and say "I could have done it better".


Light bulb 7

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to stand around and watch.


Light bulb 6

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to ask what tuning she's using.


Light bulb 5

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about how much it costs.


Light bulb 4

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to argue about what year it was made.


Light bulb 3

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that Earl wouldn't have done it that way.

For those who don't understand: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Scruggs


Light bulb 2

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to lament about how much they miss the old one.


Light bulb 1

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to complain that it's electric.


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