Jokes
A good musician
What do you call a good musician at a banjo contest?
A visitor.
Banjo songs
How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
By their names.
How many banjo players...
How many banjo players does it take to eat a opossum?
Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars.
What's the difference... 9
What's the difference between a run over skunk [or frog] and a run over banjo player?
The skunk [frog] was on it's way to a gig.
What's the difference... 8
What's the difference between a skunk run over on the road and a banjo player run over on the road?
You see skid marks in front of the skunk.
Aversion
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
It saves time in the long run.
Stage
How can you tell if the stage is level?
If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Light bulb 12
How many sound guys does it take to screw ina light bulb?
One, two, one, one...
Light bulb 11
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One to change it and 99 to make stupid jokes about it.
Light bulb 10
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and five to keep the banjo players from hogging the light.