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Simple

Why are all those banjo jokes so darned simple?
That's so bass players can understand them too...
 


Favourite

What is the banjo picker's favorite whine?
"Play Dueling Banjos…"
 


$100 bill

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a good banjo player, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.


In the desert

You're lost in the desert and you see Bugs Bunny, a cactus, and a good banjo player. Who do you ask for directions?
You might as well try the cactus, the other two are figments of your imagination.


How can you?

How can you tell if there's a banjo player at your door?
They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in.


What do you call?

What do you call a guy that hangs around a bunch of musicians?
Banjo player/Comedian.


What's the best thing...

What's the best thing to play on a guitar?
Solitaire.


What's the difference... 10

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
Who cares?!? Neither of them is a banjo!
 


Why...

Why are banjos better than guitars?
They burn longer.


... good for?

What are flaming guitars good for?
Lighting banjos on fire


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