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Capo

Why did the banjo player leave his capo on the dashboard?
So he could park in the handicap zone.


Cserkész

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?
They make good paddles.


Fishermen

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
They make great anchors!


Sparkling eyes

How can you get a banjo player's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ears...


Porsche

What will you never say about a banjo player?
That's the banjo player's Porsche.


Ocean

What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.


Up to their necks

What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand [or concrete]?
Not enough sand. [Almost done.]
 


Defendant

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."


Javelin

How is playing the banjo a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.


The best

Where do banjo players play best?
In a galaxy far, far away…
 


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