Listener: Can you read music? Banjo player: Not enough to hurt my playing.
When do banjo songs sound the best? When they're over.
What should you do if you run over a banjo? Back up…
Which one of the following does not belong: Herpes, Measles, AIDS, Banjo Players? Measles--you can get rid of the Measles.
What's the best or fastest way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.
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