Listener: Can you read music?
Banjo player: Not enough to hurt my playing.
When do banjo songs sound the best?
When they're over.
What should you do if you run over a banjo?
Back up…
Which one of the following does not belong: Herpes, Measles, AIDS, Banjo Players?
Measles--you can get rid of the Measles.
What's the best or fastest way to tune a banjo?
With wirecutters.
English
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